Friday, November 1, 2013

I'm Calvin Zane and I'm Raisin' Cain

by his loving mother, Jen Hunt, from the archives

I’m Calvin Zane and I’m raisin’ Cain
Please don’t make me say it again
I like to wiggle; I like to roll
I prefer to don’t as I’m told
My native state is Beedledorf
Into many moods I morph
In earlier times my name meant “Bald”
Now it just means “off-the-wall”ed
I speak as if I hail from Harvard
I act as if I ran a barnyard
I dig the playground and the zoo
I O.D. on Zooboomafoo
Funny, zany, silly, sweet
The smoothest charmer on the street
I’m Calvin Zane and I’m raisin’ Cain
Please, don’t make me say it again!